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It's that time of year and we have all new merchandise in the store.

-  (July 2006 News) -

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Stranded on a Buoy!

This picture is from July 23rd. Don't worry as he was eventually rescued.
I met this guy at Skiff's later that afternoon during the JPShaggy show.


Crazy Johnny was spotted down to the Rum Runner this Weekend. (7-30-2006).
How the hell does he get his hair like that?


Shakira has really gone downhill since the last time I saw her.
(Try to ignore the other two idiots.)


S.O.B.S. The Pizza Poll Incident.

This past Sunday (7-23-06) I decided to take my video camera downtown. I ended up interviewing quite a few people about pizza and I also had a great time. I think some of this is VERY FUNNY and I even make fun of myself at the end.

If you don't want to hear it don't listen! I was going to bleep it out but quite frankly I haven't gotten good enough with video editing to do that yet.  It took me 2 days of messing around just to finish this.


We just got our 1st boat picture with on it. Sweet!

Picture of the week..

The Red Bull vehicles were spotted in town today. 7-21-2006
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2000 Visitors a Day and Climbing !!!!!

Daily Breakdown of Week
 Day  Unique Sessions/Visitors 
  Sunday     2166  
  Monday     2343  
  Tuesday     2282  
  Wednesday     2254  

Just wanted to let everyone know we appreciate your support of the website. The site is now getting over 2000 visitors a day steadily, We actually set a new record on Monday with 2343 visitors. Traffic to the site is up about 250% from last year and climbing.  We are going to keep the news coming so be sure to check the site regularly and tell your friends about If you haven't noticed this ain't your Typical Bullshit Alexandria Bay Tourist Site and it Never Will Be! This site is about Good Friends, Good Food, and Good Times in Abay. If you're down with that welcome to the Party! If your stuck up, got issues with poor internet grammar, or are one of those business's in Abay that does nothing but complain about every good idea someone has to make this town fun and does jack shit to adapt & improve your business then get lost! (You all know who you are!)

Please don't forget you can submit Interesting News and Cell Phone Pics to the site as well as make your own Photo Galleries and post Classifieds Ads all for FREE !

BTW: Word is we got a few people out there who are actually going to put "" in place of "Alexandria Bay, NY" under the Names on their Boat's. How is that for dedication to the site? Sounds like that's gonna be the new trend. We will be sure to post pictures when we get them.


JPSHAGGY will be performing at Skiffs this Weekend

July, 22 2006 on Sat--Skiffs in Alexandria Bay
July, 23 2006 on Sun--Skiffs ~~3pm~~

He's a good shit and a damn talented / crazy bastard so stop by and see him play / have a few drinks.

9 out of 10 Crazy Sombrero Wearers Agree...

Video Footage from Lake of The Isles This Past Sunday.. More To Come

This is Derrick Benny who works down to Skiffs showing off his natural swimming abilities.

This is Super George - The Man of Steel.
Need I say more...



Here is something Coast Guard Jade sent to me.
I usually don't read stuff like this but for some reason I did and I sorta like it.

New York Friends

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed up...but that shit was fun!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Are for life. werddd

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out!! <-- DEF TRUE


Chef Dave From Coleman's Dock of The Bay
He's a nice guy and it's about time we got a pic up him up on the site.


Like we are always saying, the ladies just can't resist the Big Kiesznowski.
These two beautiful young ladies were sent by Barcardi for the weekend. Send More! Send More!


(Captain's Son Simon Donates His Hair )

Joey D. and JPSHAGGY Strike Again...
Well, someone just submitted a pretty interesting picture.
Personally, I think JPSHaggy may be on to something.
In my opinion licking Joey D's forehead might be a better option than eating his pizza.

Superman Returns @ Bay Drive-In
Movie Review by Johnny Truesdell


So, I went to the Bay Drive-In to watch Superman Returns. Basically this movie starts off 5 years after the 2nd Superman Movie. Apparently they wanted to forget about the 3rd and 4th Superman Movies and with good reason. (Does anyone remember the Nuclear Man from Superman IV ?) That was an awesome movie, NOT!

1st off, I have to say the special effects in Superman Returns are pretty sweet and all the flying sequences look amazing. There were a few sketchy bits but for the most part it all looked pretty damn cool. The beginning of the story was a bit random with Lex Luther banging some 100 year old broad so he could get out of prison and also get her fortune when she croaked. That whole part was pretty stupid, but then again I did laugh a bunch of times because it was so gross. Seriously though, it would have been way better if some bad ass super villain helped him escape or something. Then again most of Superman Villains I can recall wouldn't really fit in with this movie so I guess some horny old lady on her death bed just made more sense? Eventually old Lex cooks up some scheme to destroy half the world using technology from Krypton, and sell condos, and blah blah blah. That part was sort of really stupid too. As the movie went on there were a ton of great action scenes and of course plenty of get to know superman scenes that I could have done without. The guy playing Superman looked so much like Christopher Reeves when I first saw him appear at the Daily Planet that I was honestly a little creeped out. Mostly cause we all know that poor bastard Christopher Reeves is taking a Dirt Nap right now. That being said, Kevin Spacey who is usually a bit of a nimrod actually did a good job playing Lex Luthor which surprised me. To be fair he wasn't given much of a role this time around either. I mean please, they had him create and advanced city that looked more like Newberry's Gravel Pit!

Towards the end of the movie the the vehicle battery died so I ended up trying to listen to the radio from the people next to me who were sitting in lawn chairs. How frigin typical, and yes, I am a dumb ass for letting the battery die, but since I was busy eating Delicious Drive-In Cheeseburgers I think maybe I deserve some slack. Regardless, the ending seemed somewhat tolerable for what I could hear of it and after waiting 15 minutes or so the vehicle started up so it's all good. I really didn't want to borrow their battery booster and look like more of an idiot if I could help it.

Despite all that I still give the movie an 8 on a scale of 1 to 10 though I am tempted to give it a 7.
I give the Drive-In Cheeseburgers an 8 as well. They were especially good this time around. If you haven't noticed I can't shut up about them. :)

The bottom line is everyone should probably go see this movie. It is just one of those films you have to go see.
I think just about everyone will enjoy Superman Returns on some level.

5.00 Admission and 2.00 Cheeseburgers !! How the hell can you beat that?
The Bay Drive-In is one of the best local business's going and everyone should support that place.
They improve the place every year and have cheap prices. recommends it without question.

I would also like to add that the people next to me in Lawn Chairs left about 6 Square Feet of trash where they were sitting. I came this close to giving them a piece of my mind. What the hell is wrong with people ? Have some respect! Would it really have killed you pick that trash up and put it in a barrel especially since you were about 20 feet from one ?

 Fireworks Report (Night # 1)

Well, the 1st night of fireworks are over. They lasted about 20-25 minutes. Some of the people I talked to were disappointed. Other's said it started off really slow, then got pretty cool towards the end, and there was some new stuff they hadn't seen before.

Nick Schaefer submitted this short cell phone video with some interesting commentary.

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(Because of some new IE browser updates you may also have to click on the video once to activate it, then again to get it to play)

July 3rd & 4th   Fireworks over Boldt Castle in celebration of Independence Day

Apparently this year for some reason we are having fireworks on two nights instead of just one. I am not sure why, (Big Donation Maybe?) but that's the deal in case anyone is wondering. I guess that means two nights of random people in town instead of just one. We'll have to watch and see how this two night deal works out.

The Autograph Signing Incident ( S.O.B.S. REPORT ! )

Well, along comes another S.O.B.S. and we decided to do one of the most stupid events ever. The Autograph Signing!.  It ended up happening yesterday (Sunday the 2nd) at Skiffs. (Sorry we didn't announce the actual date beforehand but it sorta happened spontaneously) ....It was a crazy fun time. 2GUYSFROMABAY we're on the seen and Captain Fat Bastard even got in on it signing 7 limited edition prints. Those babies are gonna be worth some money on Ebay someday. LOL.... Then Kiesznowski got out of control and started signing everything he could get his hands on and that includes Joey. D's forehead. Actually maybe his wife Vonna did that one. (We're thinking about renaming this site to the Adventures of Drunk Joey D since he seems to have a lot of drunken adventures downtown lately) ...... Continuing on...After a while everyone started writing shit on the back of  everyone else's shirts. I signed some Canadian Lady's Butt (WITH A MARKER, WITH A MARKER). LOL.. We also ended up with a Team Dirty Ball Cap being signed by DOTCOM, JPSHAGGY, DICK HIRSH, BIG KIESZNOWSKI, HAMBONE, CAPTAIN FAT BASTARD, and other local celebrities. (YES, EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN HAS A CRAZY NICKNAME, WAIT TILL YA MEET CRITTER AND THE VARMIT). Moving on, it is actually pretty cool looking with all those signatures on it. I guess we will have to figure out something cool to do with it like maybe give it away or whatever which we planned to do but it just never happened. Also, check out the HOT ASIAN (I think) chick with JPSHAGGY. What a sweetheart she was and what a set of legs. Unfortunately due to playing about 4-5 days on the road JPSHAGGY had to go home after his show for some Beauty Sleep so he missed the rest of the days events. Perhaps he is one of the Lucky ones because a lot of us felt like TOTAL SHIT by the end of the night. I personally am thinking about not drinking until like August.. BAHAHAHAHA


These pictures are all from my camera phone. Damn, that thing takes nice pictures for being a phone.
It's a Verizon Motorola E815 if anyone is wondering. Then again you probably don't give a shit.

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2guysfromabay may be doing an autograph signing down to Skiffs Bar during the 4th of July Extended Weekend Time Period, Actual date to be announced because we still have to get it cleared by George Jefferson's (I mean Hammy's) manager.. To get a Glossy Autographed picture all you have to do is buy them a drink when they (Need/Don't Need) one and then we are going to see how hammered they get. It should be real interesting, Abay style! Usually when we bring these two out for an event we need crowd control. The women just won't leave them alone.

Just be on the lookout for these two and be sure to say hi.

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