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Stranded on a Buoy!
This picture is from July 23rd.
Don't worry as he was eventually rescued.
I met this guy at Skiff's later that afternoon during the
Crazy Johnny was spotted down to the
Rum Runner this Weekend. (7-30-2006). How the hell does he get his hair like that?
Shakira has really gone downhill since
the last time I saw her. (Try to ignore the other two idiots.)
S.O.B.S. The Pizza Poll Incident.
This past Sunday (7-23-06) I decided to take
my video camera downtown. I ended up interviewing quite a few
people about pizza and I also had a great time. I think some of
this is VERY FUNNY and I even make fun of myself at the end.
WARNING. THERE IS A LOT
If you don't want to hear it don't listen! I was going to bleep
it out but quite frankly I haven't gotten good enough with video
editing to do that yet. It took me 2 days of messing
around just to finish this.
We just got our 1st boat picture with
Abay.com on it. Sweet!
Picture of the week..
The Red Bull vehicles were spotted in
town today. 7-21-2006 Pictures by
2000 Visitors a Day
and Climbing !!!!!
Daily Breakdown of Week
Just wanted to let everyone know we
appreciate your support of the website. The site is now getting
over 2000 visitors a day steadily, We actually set a new record
on Monday with 2343 visitors. Traffic to the site is up
about 250% from last year and climbing. We are going to
keep the news coming so be sure to check the site regularly and
tell your friends about Abay.com. If you haven't noticed this ain't your
Typical Bullshit Alexandria Bay Tourist Site and it
Never Will Be! This site is about Good Friends, Good Food,
and Good Times in Abay.
If you're down with that welcome to the Party! If your stuck up,
got issues with poor internet grammar, or are one of those
business's in Abay that does nothing but complain about every
good idea someone has to make this town fun and does jack shit
to adapt & improve your business then get lost! (You all know
who you are!)
BTW: Word is we got a few people out there who are actually
going to put "Abay.com" in place of "Alexandria Bay, NY" under
the Names on their Boat's. How is that for dedication to the
site? Sounds like that's gonna be the new trend. We will be sure
to post pictures when we get them.
will be performing at Skiffs this Weekend
July, 22 2006 on Sat--Skiffs in
Alexandria Bay July, 23
2006 on Sun--Skiffs ~~3pm~~
He's a good shit and a damn talented / crazy bastard so stop by and
see him play / have a few drinks.
9 out of 10 Crazy Sombrero Wearers Agree...
Video Footage from Lake of The Isles
This Past Sunday.. More To Come
This is Derrick Benny who works down to
Skiffs showing off his natural swimming abilities.
Super George - The Man of Steel.
Need I say more....
Here is something Coast Guard Jade sent
to me. I usually don't read stuff like this but for
some reason I did and I sorta like it.
New York Friends
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you
what you did was wrong.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you
saying, Damn...we messed up...but that shit was
OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Cry with you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then
give it back.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they
forget it's yours.
OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct
quotes from you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what
the crowd is doing.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass
that left you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Are for life. werddd
OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they
think you've had enough.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all
over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the
rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who
talks shit about you.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out!! <--
Chef Dave From Coleman's Dock of The
Bay He's a nice guy and it's about time we got a
pic up him up on the site.
Like we are always saying, the ladies
just can't resist the Big Kiesznowski. These two beautiful young ladies were sent by
Barcardi for the weekend. Send More! Send More!
Joey D. and
Well, someone just submitted a
pretty interesting picture.
Personally, I think JPSHaggy may be on to something.
In my opinion licking Joey D's forehead might be a better option than eating his
1st off, I have to say the special effects in Superman Returns
are pretty sweet and all the flying sequences look amazing. There were
a few sketchy bits but for the most part it all looked pretty
damn cool. The beginning of the story was a bit random with Lex
Luther banging some 100 year old broad so he could get out of
prison and also get her fortune when she croaked. That whole
part was pretty stupid, but then again I did laugh a bunch of
times because it was so gross. Seriously though, it would have
been way better if some bad ass super villain helped him escape
or something. Then again most of Superman Villains I can recall
wouldn't really fit in with this movie so I guess some horny old
lady on her death bed just made more sense? Eventually old Lex cooks up some scheme to destroy
half the world using technology from Krypton, and sell condos,
and blah blah blah.
That part was sort of really stupid too. As the movie went on there
were a ton of great action scenes and of course plenty of
get to know superman scenes that I could have done
without. The guy playing Superman looked so much like
Christopher Reeves when I first saw him appear at the Daily Planet that
I was honestly a little creeped out. Mostly cause we all know that poor
Christopher Reeves is taking a Dirt Nap right now. That being said, Kevin
Spacey who is usually a bit of a nimrod actually did a good job
playing Lex Luthor which surprised me. To be fair he wasn't
given much of a role this time around either. I mean please,
they had him create and advanced city that looked more like
Newberry's Gravel Pit!
Towards the end of the
movie the the vehicle battery died so I ended up trying to listen
to the radio from the people next to me who were sitting in lawn
chairs. How frigin typical, and yes, I am a dumb ass for letting
the battery die, but since I was busy eating Delicious Drive-In
Cheeseburgers I think maybe I deserve some slack. Regardless, the
ending seemed somewhat tolerable for what I could hear of it and after waiting 15
minutes or so the vehicle started up so it's all good. I really
didn't want to borrow their battery booster and look like more
of an idiot if I could help it.
Despite all that I still give the movie an 8 on a scale of 1 to
10 though I am tempted to give it a 7.
I give the Drive-In Cheeseburgers an 8 as well. They were
especially good this time around. If you haven't noticed I can't
shut up about them. :)
The bottom line is everyone should probably go see this movie.
It is just one of those films you have to go see.
I think just about everyone will enjoy Superman Returns on some
5.00 Admission and 2.00 Cheeseburgers !! How the hell can you
The Bay Drive-In is one of the best local business's going and
everyone should support that place.
They improve the place every year and have cheap prices.
Abay.com recommends it without question.
I would also like to add that the people next to me in Lawn
Chairs left about 6 Square Feet of trash where they were
sitting. I came this close to giving them a piece of my mind.
What the hell is wrong with people ? Have some respect! Would it
really have killed you pick that trash up and put it in a barrel
especially since you were about 20 feet from one ?
Fireworks Report (Night # 1)
Well, the 1st night of fireworks are over. They
lasted about 20-25 minutes. Some of the people I talked
to were disappointed. Other's said it started off really slow,
then got pretty cool towards the end, and there was some new
stuff they hadn't seen before.
Nick Schaefer submitted this short cell phone video
with some interesting commentary.
(To view this Video you have to have
Flash installed and be on a high bandwidth
(Because of some new IE browser updates you may also have to click on the video once to activate it,
then again to get it to play)
July 3rd & 4th Fireworks over Boldt Castle in celebration of Independence Day
Apparently this year for some reason we are
having fireworks on two nights instead of just one. I am not
sure why, (Big Donation Maybe?) but that's the deal in case
anyone is wondering. I guess that means two nights of random
people in town instead of just one. We'll have to watch and see
how this two night deal works out.
The Autograph Signing Incident ( S.O.B.S. REPORT !
Well, along comes another S.O.B.S. and we decided to do one of
the most stupid events ever. The Autograph Signing!.
It ended up happening yesterday
(Sunday the 2nd) at Skiffs. (Sorry we didn't announce the actual
date beforehand but it sorta happened spontaneously) ....It was a crazy fun time.
2GUYSFROMABAY we're on the seen and Captain Fat Bastard even got in on it
signing 7 limited edition prints. Those babies are gonna be
worth some money on Ebay someday. LOL.... Then Kiesznowski got
out of control and started signing everything he could get his
hands on and that includes Joey. D's forehead. Actually maybe
his wife Vonna did that one. (We're thinking about renaming this
site to the Adventures of Drunk Joey D since he seems to have a
lot of drunken adventures downtown lately) ...... Continuing
on...After a while everyone started writing shit on the back of
everyone else's shirts. I signed some Canadian Lady's Butt (WITH
A MARKER, WITH A MARKER). LOL.. We also ended up with a Team Dirty Abay.com Ball Cap being signed by DOTCOM, JPSHAGGY, DICK HIRSH,
BIG KIESZNOWSKI, HAMBONE, CAPTAIN FAT BASTARD, and other local
celebrities. (YES, EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN HAS A CRAZY NICKNAME,
WAIT TILL YA MEET CRITTER AND THE VARMIT). Moving on, it is actually pretty cool looking with all those
signatures on it. I guess we will have to figure out something
cool to do with it like maybe give it away or whatever which we
planned to do but it just never happened. Also, check out the
HOT ASIAN (I think) chick with JPSHAGGY. What a sweetheart she was and
what a set of legs. Unfortunately due to playing about 4-5 days
on the road JPSHAGGY had to go home after his show for some
Beauty Sleep so he missed
the rest of the days events. Perhaps he is one of the Lucky ones
because a lot of us felt like TOTAL SHIT by the end of the
night. I personally am thinking about not drinking until like
AND HAMMY, MIKE AND I ARE SORRY WE CROSSED YOUR FACE OUT
ON YOUR POSTER WHEN YOU WERE LATE FOR THE AUTOGRAPH DEAL. WE
LOVE YA !, WE KNOW YOUR A SENSITIVE LITTLE BUGGER AND WE'RE
These pictures are all from my
camera phone. Damn, that thing takes nice pictures for being a
It's a Verizon Motorola E815 if anyone is wondering. Then again
you probably don't give a shit.
2guysfromabay may be
doing an autograph signing down to Skiffs Bar during the
4th of July Extended Weekend Time Period, Actual date to be announced because we
still have to get it cleared by
George Jefferson's (I mean Hammy's)
manager.. To get a Glossy Autographed picture all you have to do is buy them a
when they (Need/Don't Need) one and then we are going to see how hammered they get. It should be
real interesting, Abay style! Usually when we bring these two out for an
event we need crowd control. The women just won't leave them
Just be on the lookout for these two and be sure to say hi.